Summary:Jim sneaks Kyle out of his first day of kindergarten to go see a Cubs game -- against Cheryl's wishes.
Summary:Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating -- and that made him fall in love with her -- was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.
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Summary:When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.
Summary:Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.
Summary:Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.
Summary:Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.
Summary:To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.
Summary:Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she's having erotic dreams about him.
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Summary:When Cheryl and Dana’s mother, Maggie (Kathleen Noone), visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection.
Summary:When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby’s school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.
Summary:Jim and Cheryl squabble during a ceremony to renew their wedding vows after Cheryl allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pieced even though Jim had adamantly forbidden it.
Summary:On his birthday, Jim accuses Cheryl of habitually choosing gifts intended to change him instead of to please him.
Summary:Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove Cheryl wrong about an incident that occurred with the actor ten years ago.
Summary:Cheryl thinks she’s attending a tasteful lingerie party given by Andy’s new girlfriend, Bernice, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys – and Cheryl buys one, but won’t tell Jim.
Summary:Jim discovers that his neighbor has written a series of children’s books in which she models the series’ grumpy old man on him and chronicles the long-standing feud between them.
Summary:Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy after making a neighbor cry.
Summary:Jim believes that the father of one of Ruby’s and Gracie’s classmates is his father who abandoned his family as a child.
Summary:Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patty’s Day and forego his annual law-bending “Green Man” routine so she can assure herself an appointment to the church committee. Her chances are nevertheless diminished -- not because of Jim, but for her own arrest for public lewdness.
Summary:Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis and a jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.
Summary:When an ecstatic Ryan (Mitch Rouse) announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim advises him on how to avoid the pitfalls of Dana’s upcoming fluctuating hormones. Then Jim dreams that he is pregnant.
