Summary:Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant.
Summary:When Cheryl's surprise romantic evening for Jim cuts into his planned TV boxing match, he dispatches her by getting her drunk.
Summary:Jim gives Andy an old barbeque, then turns around and wants him to pay for it.
Summary:Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage, because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.
Summary:Jim worries that Kyle is becoming a sissy when the boy insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween.
Summary:Jim feels hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.
Summary:Cheryl's mother, Maggie (Kathleen Noone), wants Jim, Cheryl and the family to rest someday in a family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot -- then secretly reserves a plot for himself next to a star football player.
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Summary:Cheryl's gynecologist forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).
Summary:Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim's kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won't leave them any gifts for Christmas.
Summary:Jim, an overly superstitious sports fan, believes that his former wacky neighbors, the Devlins, bring luck to the Bulls when they watch the game with him.
Summary:Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on a sitter he didn't want Cheryl to hire, but instead catches Cheryl on tape hiding money from him. When Cheryl finds Jim's tape, she buys a nanny-cam to spy on him.
Summary:To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant over Cheryl and the waiter. He then teaches Dana's date how to fake jealousy to impress Dana. But the plan backfires when Dana comes to view her new beau as paranoid and possessive.
Summary:Cheryl thinks men who aren't afraid to cry are sexy, but when Jim watches a movie she rented and bursts into tears, Cheryl is surprisingly turned off by his overly sensitive behavior.
Summary:Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.
Summary:When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years ago.
Summary:A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette - but Jim loves it. After a chance meeting with the girl, Cheryl asks her to give Jim suggestions that will make him look ridiculous.
Summary:Closet ballroom dancer Jim teaches Andy how to dance so that he can impress sister Dana at her wedding.
Summary:When Cheryl wants to see an opera, Jim fixes her up with an elderly widower whose interest in Cheryl may be more than platonic.
Summary:Jim's pride in Gracie's new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.
Summary:Jim is shocked to see that his newly deceased buddy Beltzman is going to be buried with a prize baseball card he once stole from Jim.
Summary:In order to spend more quality time together, Jim and Cheryl turn back the clocks to make their kids go to bed earlier.
Summary:Certain that he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, Jim is humiliated when instead he loses to a petite woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when Andy decides to date the female champion.
Summary:Cheryl hosts a boring bachelorette party for Dana, which inspires Jim and Andy to bring her out for a real night out on the town. But when a well meaning Jim warns Dana about the trappings of marriage (i.e. no sex ever again!), a drunken Dana runs off to find Ryan at his medical convention to call off the wedding. Cheryl manages to save the day when she goes after Dana and calms her fears.
Summary:Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana's fiancé, Ryan (Mitch Rouse) wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving, on the landmark 100th episode of According to Jim.
Summary:Immediately following the 100th episode, a special half-hour retrospective episode takes a hilarious look at Cheryl and Jim's botched anniversary moments from years past.
